From Dobrica Pavlinusic on Fri, 17 Jan 1997 16:46:48 +0100 (MET)
TYPES OF WOMEN
1. Religious type (oh God, oh God...)
2. Optomistic type (oh yes! oh yes,yes, yes!)
3. Corpse (....{silence}...)
4. Grateful type (oh thank you)
5. Polite type--wont' talk with her mouth full
6. Optomistic religious type (oh God yes...)
7. Perfectionist (right there, right there)
8. Tease (...what part of the word 'stop' don't you understand?
--a good response for this is 'stop')
9. Possessive type (i want you, i want you...)
10. Pessimistic type (oh no, oh no i think my parents are home)
11. Low self esteem (Fuck me, oh fuck me!)
12. Screamers (AAaaaaaaiiiii!!)
13. Awestruck (It's so big!)
14. Underwhelmed (That's all!?)
15. Birdwoman (she likes to play with cocks and swallows)
16. Discrete (only lets visitors in and out the back door).
17. Horny- Please don't stop! Harder! Faster! Make me scream!!!!!!!
18. Generous type (take me, take me now!)
19. Dream Woman: Pretty face, full lips, waist high, and has a flat
head so you can rest your beer on it. At
midnight, she turns into a pizza and a sixpack.
20. Timing woman: no matter how late you are, she will at least
double that, because she's still getting ready
No bad feelings pls...
Watch out for more...