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From Dragutin Kermek on Thu, 16 Jul 1998 10:31:21 +0200 (MET DST)

INFORMATICKI VIC (fwd)

Postovanje,

ova poruka nije u skladu s uobicajenim sadrzajem poruka koja prosljedujem,
ali mislim da ulazi u siri okvir. Posebno jer se odnosi na Billa G.

Istu prigodu koristim da svima zazelim ugodne ljetne praznike.

d.kermek

---------- Forwarded message ----------

> The Bill Gates Car
> 
> At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared
> the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:  "If GM
> had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we
> would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
> 
> In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press
> release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we
> would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
> 
> 1.  For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
> 
> 2.  Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have
> to buy a new car.
> 
> 3.  Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason,
> and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
> 
> 4.  Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would
> cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case
> you would have to reinstall the engine.
> 
> 5.  Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought
> "Car95" or "CarNT" but then you would have to buy more seats.
> 
> 6.  Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun,
> reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but
> would only run on 5% of the roads.
> 
> 7.  The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would
> be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.
> 
> 8.  New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
> 
> 9.  The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.
> 
> 10.  Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock
> you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lift the
> door handle, turn the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
> 
> 11.  GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set
> of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they
> neither need them or want them. Attempting to delete this option
> would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50%
> or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by
> the Justice Department.
> 
> 12.  Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to
> learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls
> would operate in the same manner as the old car.
> 
> 13.  You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.


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