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From Dalibor Kezele on Wed, 15 Jul 1998 02:00:12 +0200 (MET DST)

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I Hope someone can gimmie a hand with this SOFTWARE problem I am
having.

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been
having some problems lately.  I've been running the same version of
DrinkingBuddies 1.0, forever, as my primary application, and all the
GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it.

I hear that DrinkingBuddies runs fine as long as GirlFriend is run in
background mode and the sound is turned off.  Unfortunately, I can't
find the switch to turn the sound off. Therefore, I have to run them
separately. GirlFriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with
my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing
incompatibility.  On a positive note, DrinkingBuddies and Golf seem
to have no incompatibilities whatsoever. I probably should have
stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better
performance from GirlFriend 2.0.

After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend
who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't
have enough cache for GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require
a Token Ring.  He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, and
realized that no one in their right mind is installing new Token
Rings, Girlfriend 2.0 uninstalled itself. Shortly after that, I
installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. Unfortunately, there was a bug in the
program and the first time I used it, it gave me a virus. I had to
clean out my whole system and shutdown for awhile.

Very cautiously, I upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a
SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program.  It
worked okay for a while until I realized I had not completely removed
GirlFriend 1.0 from my system. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again
with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature
I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any
other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in some way.
This results in the immediate removal of both versions.

The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some
problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some
obscure language I can't understand, much less reprogram.  Frankly I
think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather
than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections
with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. 
And I've never liked how GirlFriend is "object-oriented." A year ago,
a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus
1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend.

 He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you
don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had
to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It
has taken up all his space. One of the primary reasons he decided to
go with Wife 1.0 was because it

supposedly came bundled with a feature called FreeSexPlus.  Well, it
turns out the resource requirements of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits
access to FreeSexPlus ... particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to
try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up
system before he can do anything.

Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw which
has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off.  I told him I have
heard some people have tried solving of these problems by installing
Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard you must first uninstall Wife 1.0,
or Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before uninstalling itself. 
Then Mistress 1.0 won't install because of insufficient resources.

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