From Marina Janko - mish~ on Mon, 22 Jun 1998 00:18:04 +0200
If you have Win95 and run Excel it does exactly as stated in the
note. For those that have Word, type in "unable to follow
directions", highlight the phrase, and run the Thesauras. Word will
suggest the replacement phrase "unable to have an erection".
Gerry
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Bill Gates and the Sign of the Beast
Do you know that Bill gates' REAL name is William Henry Gates III?
Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III) where III means the order
of third (3rd). So, what's so eerie about this name? OK, if you take
all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in ASCII code
(American standard code for information interchange) and then ADD up
all the numbers...you will get 666, which is the number of the
beast!!!
B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
I 1
I 1
I 1
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666 !!!! THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL........Coincidence?
Maybe, but take WINDOWS 95 and do the SAME procedure and you will get 666
too! And the same goes for MS-DOS 6.31!!! Are you sure this is not a
Coincidence? You decide....
MS-DOS 6.21
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 =3D 666
WINDOWS 95
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1=3D 666
Okay now for the good part!!!!!! For those of you who still have
the OLD Excel 95 (not office 97) try this out:
1. Open a new file.
2. Scroll down until you see row 95.
3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row
4. Press tab, to move to the second column.
5. Now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about microsoft excel
6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously.
7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE : THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS.
This is really eerie okay...it has a doom style format and you can
walk all around the hall (use your arrow keys)...and on the sides of
the walls are the names of the tortured souls....
8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK
WALL AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA. This will open the blank wall
to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and
DO NOT fall off (this is the hard part!), when you get to the
end, you will see something really really eerie....
At this point of time, countless witnesses all over the world have
verified that it is a real eye opener. It could be a joke by MS
programmers or is it?......
Note that the Internet is also commonly known as the World Wide Web
or www..... One other way we write W is V/ (VI) so ......
W W W
VI VI VI
6 6 6
Life's a beach. :) Marina Janko mish~
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