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From "Bona Shipping AS - Weber, Tanja" on Thu, 30 Apr 1998 15:43:26 +0200

Fw[2]: Litt humor

Message: BONA-311452


There was a group of Russian soldiers close to a high, narrow ravine. 
The sergeant goes close to the edge, looks down, then turns around and 
says:
- Soldier Ivanov!
- Sir!
- Put yourself in this position:
                     O
                *---------.
                    | |   |
                    | |
                   ,----
                   |   |
                       |
- Yes sir!
- Now jump!
- I'm sorry!!???
- I said JUMP, soldier!
- Yes sir!
 The soldier jumps.
The Sergeant looks down to the abyss again, thinks for a while and 
says:
- Soldier Pyetrov!
- Sir!
- Move a little to your left!
- Yes sir!
- Put yourself in this position:
                      |
                   O  |
                ,-----'
                | | |
                | | |
                  ----'
                 |  `--
                 |
- Yes sir!
- Now jump!
- Yes sir!
 The man jumps into the void...
 Again the sergeant looks down, thinks and yells:
- Soldier Sidorov!
- Sir!
- Move yourself a little to the right and kneel! 
- Yes sir!
- Jump!
- Yes sir!, (and jumps)
 The Sergeant analyses again the situation and says:
- Soldier Strogoff!
- Sir!
- Put yourself in this position:
                        O
                *-----------.
                       |  | |
                       |  |
                     ,-------.
                     |       |
                     |       |
 At that moment a jeep stops. The Captain in the jeep gets up and
yells:
"Stop that at once!!"
 The sergeant approaches the jeep and speaks to the captain:
- Sir, you undermine my authority when you overrule me before the men.
 The captain replies:
- Sergeant Tchebychevich, I DON'T CARE!!!!!   And I warn you, you'll 
be court-martialled if I find you playing Tetris with the soldiers 
again!


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