From Goran Tomasic on Sat, 21 Mar 1998 22:06:52 -0100
Kako efikasno koristiti unix ?
Ovako:
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% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% \316 How did the sex change operation go?
\316 Modifier failed.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
$ drink bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat matter
matter: cannot create\
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Tom :-)
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