From "Bona Shipping AS - Weber, Tanja" on Thu, 05 Feb 1998 15:39:10 +0200
IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS.....
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have
to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason,
and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop
and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some
strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more
seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable,
fast, and easy to drive - but could only run on 5 percent of
the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades
to their cars, which would make their cars run slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by
a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.
10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what
happened.
Med vennlig hilsen,
Tanja Weber
Eilert Sundts Gate 23
0259 Oslo
mob: 91775935
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