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From "Bona Shipping AS - Weber, Tanja" on Fri, 30 Jan 1998 11:01:41 +0200

Bill Clinton news:)

Message: BONA-270490



 
Bill Clinton has now finally admitted that he had sex with Paula Jones.
..but he never came.


What's Bill Clinton's definition of Safe Sex?
- When Hillary is out of town.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
- Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
- A dead girlfriend.

What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play?
- Swallow the leader.

Why is Bill Clinton so interested in the Middle East?
- He think the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.

Have a nice day,


Tanja Weber
Eilert Sundts Gate 23
0259 Oslo
mob: 91775935
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