From "Bona Shipping AS - Weber, Tanja" on Tue, 23 Dec 1997 14:18:34 +0200
One day a mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Her little girl asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from? " "Well dear", says the mother thoghtfully, " First a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room, they kiss and hug and have sex. The daughter looks puzzled so her mom explains. "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." "Oh I see," said the young girl "but the other night when I came into your room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. "What do you get when you do that?" the little girl asked. "Jewelry, dear." WHY ARE BLONDE JOKES SO SHORT? - So men can remember them. WHAT IS THE THINNEST BOOK IN THE WORLD? - What men know about women. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MAN IS SEXUALLY EXCITED? - He is breathing. WHAT IS A MAN'S IDEA OF FOREPLAY? - A half hour of begging. HOW DO YOU SAVE A MAN FROM DROWNING? - Take your foot off his head. WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH AN I.Q. OF 50? - Gifted. WHAT DO MEN AND BEER BOTTLES HAVE IN COMMON? - They're both empty from the neck up. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER? - We don't know. It's never happened. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE STUPID LOOKS ON THEIR FACES? - Because they are stupid. HOW ARE MEN AND PARKING SPOTS ALIKE? - The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND GOVERNMENT BONDS? - Bonds mature. WHAT IS A MAN'S IDEA OF HELPING WITH THE HOUSE WORK? - Lifting his legs, so you can vacuum. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.Watch out for more...