From Marina Janko on Tue, 16 Sep 1997 10:52:00 +0200 (MET DST)
1.Mountainbikes don't have parents.
2.Mountainbikes don't care if you buy mountainbike magazines.
3.If your mountainbike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss
politics with it.
4.Mountainbikes don't care if you look at other mountainbikes.
5.Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you have.
6.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your
mountainbike.
7.If you say bad things to your mountainbike, you don't have to
apologize before you ride it again.
8.You can ride your mountainbike as long as you want and it won't get
sore.
9.Mountainbikes don't get headaches.
10.You can ride your mountainbike any time of the month.
11.Mountainbikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
12.Your Mountainbike never wants a night out with the other
mountainbikes.
13.Mountainbikes don't care if you're late.
14.You don't have to take a shower before you ride your mountainbike.
15.If your mountainbike doesn't look good you can paint it or get better
parts.
16.You can ride your mountainbike the first time you meet it, without
taking it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
17.The only protection you have to wear when riding your
mountainbike is a decent helmet.
18.When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had
the last time you were on your mountainbike.
19.You can stop riding your mountainbike as soon as you want and it
won't get frustrated.
20.If your mountainbike is too loose you can tighten it.
21.Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you've ridden
before.
22.You can share your mountainbike with your friends.
23.When riding, you and your mountainbike can arrive at the same time.
24.Mountainbikes don't get pregnant.
Marina Janko
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