From Dobrica Pavlinusic on Mon, 28 Jul 1997 10:53:23 +0200 (MET DST)
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From: tihomir.kuzmic@sk.tel.hr (Tihomir Kuzmic)
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Subject: Re: Otkriven DNA kod!!!
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 1997 15:28:56 GMT
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On Mon, 21 Jul 1997 06:37:03 GMT, mbenak@open.hr (Miroslav Benak)
wrote:
>Danas sam na internetu nasao zgodan tekstic o C-u i DNA kodu.
>Mozda nekog zanima:
>
>**********
>
>DNA Revealed
>
>For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that
>very little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful function.
>
>I have solved the mystery.
>
>The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful function is that
>the rest of it is comments.
>
>Once we decode a typical human genome, we see that the contents begin as
>follows:
>
> ===
> /* HUMAN_DNA.H
> *
> * Human Genome
> * Version 2.1
> *
> * (C) God
> */
>
> /* Revision history:
> *
> * 0000-00-01 00:00 1.0 Adam.
> * 0000-00-02 10:00 1.1 Eve.
> * 0000-00-03 02:11 1.2 Added penis code to male version. A bit messy --
> * will require a rewrite later on to make it
> * neater.
> * 0017-03-12 03:14 1.3 Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code
> * from elephant-dna.c
> * 0145-10-03 16:33 1.4 Removed tail.
> * 1115-00-31 17:20 1.5 Shortened forearms, expanded brain case.
> * 2091-08-20 13:56 1.6 Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine.
> * 2501-04-09 14:04 1.7 Minor cosmetic improvements -- skin colour
> * made
> * darker to match my own image.
> * 2909-07-12 02:21 1.8 Dentition inadequate; added extra 'wisdom'
> * teeth.
> * Must remember to make mouth bigger to
> * compensate.
> * 4501-12-31 14:18 1.9 Increase average height.
> * 5533-02-12 17:09 2.0 Added gay option, triggered by high
> * population density, to try and slow the
> * overpopulation problem.
>
> * 6004-11-04 16:11 2.1 Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in
> * centre of CD.
>
> */
>
> /* Standard definitions
> */
>
> #define SEX male
> #define HEIGHT 1.84
> #define MASS 68
> #define RACE caucasian
>
> /* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
> *
> * Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper
> * inheritance features.
> */
>
> #include "mother.h"
> #include "father.h"
>
> #infndef FATHER
> #warn("Father unknown -- guessing\n")
> #include "bastard.h"
> #endif
>
> /* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
> */
> #include
>
> /* Kludged code -- I'll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper
> * library sometime soon.
> */
> struct genitals
> {
> #ifdef MALE
> Penis *jt;
> #endif
> /* G_spot *g; Removed for debugging purposes */
> #ifdef FEMALE
> Vagina *p;
> #endif
> }
>
> /* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
> * Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers
> */
> DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);
>
> /* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
> *
> * Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the
> * organism to display at birth.
> *
> * Will be improved later to make output less ugly.
> */
> Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i);
> ===
>
> ...and so on.
>
> [ Note that God uses two-space tabs ]
>
>********************
>
>
>Ako neko zeli nek testira kod. Mozda proradi!
>
>Pozdrav,
> Miroslav
>
>
Bravo! S ovim odmah u humor konferenciju.
Tihomir Kuzmic, mechanical engineer
Email: tihomir.kuzmic@sk.tel.hr
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