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From "Nordseth, Anders" on Tue, 29 Apr 1997 12:31:00 +0200

Drug dealers and software developers

Message: BONA-154877


The difference between drug dealers and software developers:

 ---------------------------   ---------------------------
 Drug dealers                  Software developers
 ---------------------------   ---------------------------
 Refer to their clients        Refer to their clients
 as "users".                   as "users".

 "The first one's free!"       "Download a free trial version..."

 Have important South-East     Have important South-East
 Asian connections             Asian connections
 (to help move the stuff).     (to help debug the code).

  Strange jargon:               Strange jargon:
 "Stick," "Rock,"              "SCSI," "RTFM,"
 "Dime bag," "E".              "Java," "ISDN".

 Realize that there's          Realize that there's
 tons of cash in the           tons of cash in the
 14- to 25-year-old            14- to 25-year-old
 market.                       market.

 Job is assisted by the        Job is assisted by
 industry's producing          industry's producing
 newer, more potent mixes.     newer, faster machines.

 Often seen in the company     Often seen in the company of
 of pimps and hustlers.        marketing people and venture
                               capitalists.

 Their product causes          DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.
 unhealthy addictions.         'Nuff said.

 Do your job well, and         Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
 you can sleep with
 sexy movie stars who
 depend on you.

Watch out for more...